
I was going to do a "Best of 2006" report, but my neck issues got the better of me, so I'll do this instead. I didn't include stuff that's obvious to anyone that knows me, like hoping Arsenal win the Champions League, or that Materazzi only scores own goals in 2007. Not all of these are realistic, of course, but what the hell. In descending order, that:
10.
Sepp Blatter retires. If I have to explain why, you shouldn't be reading this.
9. Cristiano Ronaldo gets the hell out of England. I know he just signed a contract, but honestly, he needs to go to Barcelona or something (although I understand they turned him down this summer -- hmm, why?). Hating Marco as I do, I understand why the English hate him, but still. I don't know how he can keep taking it.
8.
Drogba doesn't get the Ballon D'Or (or FIFA World Player of the Year) for 2007. He's good, he really is, and I do like him. But it had better be all about Henry this year, or I am going to write a very sternly-worded letter to France Football and FIFA. I might anyway. This year was a travesty.
7. Buffon joins Arsenal. Look, I like Lehmann. I wonder why he always chews gum, but I do like him. But he (like Barthez) always gives me a heart attack. Starting a fight with Drogba! He was lucky lucky lucky not to get a red card. And that goal in the Sheffield game was shameful. And Buffon seems to be looking for a new gig, and since he is one of two Italians I like, I think he should come on over. He'd be great.
6. Sheva leaves Chelsea. I hate to see him treated like a second-class player -- who, in god's name, lists him as a sub? Leave leave leave. But don't go back to Italy. Doesn't Barca need a striker, sans Eto'o?
5. France changes the law and lets soccer teams go public. Unfortunately, like everything else in this world it's all about the money, and even Lyon can't compete with the Man Utds of the world (forget Chelsea -- NO one can compete with them) without it, and going public is the best way to get there. I'd love to see a French team win the Champions League one day, or just be home to a few of the top European clubs -- plus I'm sure a lot of French players would love to stay home.
4. Domenech comes to his senses and puts Flamini, Clichy on the France national team. Stop chasing Higuain and look in your own frickin' back yard, for god's sake. And what about this Adel Taarabt guy that the Spurs just signed?
3. South Africa pulls it together. It would be so great to see the World Cup in an African country, especially if a team like Ivory Coast lives up to its potential and goes far. But I am not at all convinced. I hope Australia and/or England are prepared...
2. Italy doesn't qualify for Euro 2008. That would be so great. Part of this would mean that France beats them at home this year, which will be tough, but you gotta believe.
1. Henry finally, finally, gets the credit and recognition he deserves. Oh okay, this is an obvious one, and somewhat redundant of #8, but still. Every time I watched an Arsenal game when Henry was injured some stupid commentator would say something along the lines of the Henry factor being "overrated." And during the World Cup it was always "he plays harder for club than country." Come ON. I'm not sure why, but the official football world doesn't seem to ever give him the credit he deserves, and it PISSES ME OFF. Let's hope they comes to their senses in 2007 .
Happy New Year.